Having a dull hairstyle is like putting an olive on top of a chocolate sundae.

Since Lesley has been posting Miss Piggy quotes as her status, I've been reading more of her quotes because I think she is hilarious! and I came across this list of Miss Piggy's beauty tips. These are a few of my favourites:

-Never let your frog outdress you.

-Never use yellow lipstick.

-Never color your teeth.

-Never powder your tongue.

-Never put flowers in your nose.

-Never braid your eyelashes.

-Never put anything blue on your cheeks.

-Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store.

-For the glamorous look, choose plain-looking dining companions.

-Having a dull hairstyle is like putting an olive on top of a chocolate sundae. It makes your whole appearance unappetizing.

-Solution for crow's feet: wear little scarecrow earrings.

-Solution for dry skin: sprinkle morning and evening.

hahaha I just can't get enough. She kills me.